Thursday, July 3, 2014

Hmm... Wishing Washington To Be Swallowed Up In A Sinkhole... Treason?




* DID YOU KNOW THIS...? I DIDN'T KNOW THIS...!

Air travel, already plenty taxing, will get even more so later this month. At least $6 more per round-trip ticket in most cases and the cost of a nice dinner out in others, despite every effort from the airlines to stop it.

* AND IF YOU'RE A "BUSINESS TRAVELER"... NO PROBLEM! JUST ANOTHER WRITE-OFF!

* AND IF YOU'RE WEALTHY... (WELL... THEN YOU'RE WEALTHY... WHAT'S IT MATTER...?!)

Beginning July 21, the federal Sept. 11 security fee that helps fund the Transportation TSA will more than double on many new tickets sold.

(*CLAP...CLAP...CLAP*)

The fee on a basic domestic non-stop round-trip ticket will go to $11.20 from $5.

* MORE... THAN... DOUBLE...

* NAH... NO INFLATION HERE! (ANYONE GUESS WE'RE GONNA GET OVER TWICE THE COMPETENCE... OR EVEN ONE SINGLE, SOLITARY RED CENT MORE IN "BANG FOR THE BUCK" - SO TO SPEAK - FOR THIS LATEST RAID ON OUR WALLETS?

A one-way trip will cost $5.60 instead of $2.50 per flight segment. What's more, the current $10 per-ticket cap has been dropped...

* WHY OF COURSE IT HAS BEEN...!!!

(*GUFFAW*)

...so a trip with multiple stops that last longer than four hours could see a whopping TSA fee multiplying with each additional leg of the itinerary.

* HMM...

* YOU... THE SPOUSE... KIDS...

(*JUST SHAKING MY HEAD*)

In addition, airports are pushing to raise the facility fee that many charge passengers up to $8 every time you get on a plane, from the current limit of $4.50 per boarding.

* HMM... "FACILITY FEE." (REMIND ME... WHY DOES ONE PAY A "FACILITY FEE" TO USE AN AIRPORT... BUT NOT A MALL... NOT A SUPERMARKET... (OH... RIGHT... BECAUSE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF SCHMUCKS!)

And Customs and Border Protection has been pushing an increase in its immigration fee on international tickets, to $9 from $7.

* BUT WE'VE OPENED THE BORDERS! WE NEED TO PAY MORE TO HAVE OPEN, UNGUARDED BORDERS...?!?!

* A MEXICAN... OR OTHER FOREIGNER... ILLEGALLY CROSSES MY BORDER AND MY TAX DOLLARS GO TO FEED, SHELTER, AND TRANSPORT THE ILLEGAL ALIEN TO A CITY OF HIS OR HER CHOOSING; BUT IF I WANNA TAKE MY FAMILY ON AN INTERNATIONAL VACATION I'VE GOTTA PAY MORE! HOW DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE SENSE...?!?!

"It seems like a little bit of an onslaught right now," said Sharon Pinkerton, senior vice president for legislative and regulatory policy at Airlines for America, the airline industry's Washington, D.C., lobbying group. "Policy makers see air passengers as an ATM."

Travel — airlines, hotels and car rentals — is already heavily taxed around the world.

* AND IT SHOULDN'T BE! TRAVEL IS ALL ABOUT FREEDOM... AND AMERICANS USED TO REVERE AND JEALOUSLY GUARD OUR FREEDOM; NOT ANYMORE...

(*SIGH*)

* FOLKS... REQUIRING PHOTO ID TO VOTE RUNS INTO COURT ROADBLOCK AFTER COURT ROADBLOCK... EVEN WHEN THE IDs ARE PROVIDED GRATIS... BASED UPON THE SUPPOSED IMPINGEMENT UPON AN UNENCUMBERED FREEDOM TO EXERCISE THE FRANCHISE. IF THESE FEES AREN'T AN IMPINGEMENT UPON MY RIGHT TO TRAVEL...

(*JUST SHAKING MY HEAD*)

In the U.S., there are as many as 11 different taxes and government fees on airline tickets, depending on the itinerary. A typical $300 domestic ticket with a connection includes $61 in taxes and government fees, and the TSA fee increase will push the tax rate to 27% from 26%.

* FOLKS... GOD ASKS A MERE 10%!

It could be worse: The United Kingdom charges an air passenger duty that in April rose to as much as $166 for economy-class passengers and up to $333 for other classes, depending on distance from London to the destination country's capital.

* UMM... DIDN'T WE BREAK AWAY FROM JOLLY OLD ENGLAND BECAUSE OF THEIR TAX POLICIES...?!?!

(*SNORT*)

The TSA increase, which won't apply retroactively to tickets sold before July 21, should raise an additional $12.6 billion over 10 years, according to the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) plan published in the Federal Register.

* HELL... WHY DON'T THEY SIMPLY TAKE 10% OF EACH AMERICAN'S SAVINGS... THINK OF HOW MUCH MONEY THAT WOULD RAISE!

* FOLKS... SERIOUSLY... AT A CERTAIN POINT TAXATION BECOMES LITTLE MORE THAN LEGAL THEFT - EXTORTION - BY GOVERNMENT AGAINST ITS OWN PEOPLE. (WE'RE THERE!)

The TSA fee hadn't been raised since TSA was created in 2002.

* SO...?!?!

The additional revenue would give TSA "the flexibility to meet increasing aviation security costs and better aligns the costs associated with passenger security to the direct beneficiaries," DHS said in its budget request.

* FOLKS... EVERY TIME YOU READ ABOUT THE TSA YOU'RE READING TALES OF INCOMPETENCE, WASTE, AND OFTEN THEFT ON THE "FRONT LINES." IF ANYTHING, WE SHOULD PROBABLY BE DOWNSIZING... OR EVEN GETTING RID OF... THE TSA. GROWING IT... WITH ALL WE KNOW... IT'S JUST INSANITY!

Congress upped the fee to $5.60, beyond the $5 TSA requested.

* THANK YOU SPEAKER BOEHNER...

Congress also voted to send much of the increase to the general fund, not TSA...

* YOU... SONS... OF... BITCHES...!!!

* AGAIN... NOT THREATENING... NOT CALLING FOR ANY LAWS TO BE VIOLATED... BUT IF GOD SEES FIT TO WIPE WASHINGTON D.C. FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH I MYSELF WOULD THANK HIM WITH ALL MY BEING!

...to help reduce the federal deficit.

* THE WAY TO REDUCE THE FEDERAL DEFICIT IS TO STOP SPENDING MORE THAN WE CAN AFFORD!

* THE WAY TO REDUCE THE FEDERAL DEFICIT IS TO ACT RESPONSIBLY... RESPONSIBLY ACROSS THE BOARD... NOT PLAYING SHELL GAMES WITH FEDERAL INCOME AND OUTFLOW!

* SERIOUSLY... PEOPLE... THESE POLITICIANS ARE NOTHING BUT CON MEN (AND CON WOMEN)! THIS IS WHAT THEY DO... PERPETUATE A MASSIVE SHELL GAME... PERPETUATE A MASSIVE PONZI SCHEME...

* GOD... SHOULD... SMITE... THEM...!!!

On the whole, passengers pay about 43% of the $5 billion annual cost of TSA aviation security, according to the agency, so general tax revenue comes back to fund it. When TSA was established under the DHS, it was agreed that aviation security was a national defense cost, paid for by all taxpayers on the ground, as well as anyone who flies.

* SO IF WE ASSUME A LEAST HALF OF THE BUDGET IS WASTE AND FRAUD...

(*SNORT*)

The existing $10-per-trip cap on TSA fees wasn't part of legislation and wasn't included in the new fee hike Congress approved. So when DHS published rules on the new fees, it eliminated any cap.

* BUT... BUT... BUT...

(*MASSIVE MIGRAINE HEADACHE*)

Several key lawmakers, including House Speaker John Boehner, key transportation committee leaders and authors of the legislation in the Senate and House, have written to Obama administration officials saying Congress never intended to remove the cap and it should be restored.

* NICE TRY, BOEHNER, BUT I SUSPECT YOU'RE SAYING ONE THING WHILE FEELING PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION GOES WITH... er... THEIR OWN BUREAUCRACY'S READING OF THE LAW.

(*JUST SHAKING MY HEAD*)

Another increase that airlines have protested: The DHS rules now levy a domestic screening fee on passengers inbound from other countries who are making connections, such as someone arriving from Paris in New York and connecting on to Chicago. That wasn't done before, even though those passengers do go through TSA screening after clearing Customs. Beginning July 21, they'll be charged $5.60 for that New York-Chicago flight.

(*STILL SHAKING MY HEAD*)

With the fee increase, Congress also voted to eliminate the $420 million in annual aviation security fees that had been imposed on airlines after the 2001 terrorist attacks.

(*BLOOD RUSHING TO MY HEAD*)

But rather than cheering a nine-figure tax reduction, airlines say they'd prefer to pay directly for security rather than have it rolled into higher ticket prices. According to the Government Accountability Office, a non-partisan agency that works for Congress, a 1% increase in airfares equates to a 1% decline in demand. While airlines have been cutting capacity, demand for available seats has remained strong and airlines have pushed fares higher. But airlines think raising ticket prices with taxes will make it even more difficult to fill seats.

Likewise, airlines would rather see airports pay for new terminals through landing fees and rents charged to airlines, along with parking and concession revenue, rather than a Passenger Facility Charge levied on every ticket.

With airfare, tax increases impact the posted prices consumers see. With other consumer purchases, prices can be advertised without including taxes and fees. But the Department of Transportation imposed that requirement in part because taxes and fees can impact a ticket price so much and consumers complained about seeing a low price offer and then being switched to a higher price. In addition, some international airlines excluded a hefty fuel surcharge of $400 to $700 from advertised base fare prices, even though the airlines collect that as part of their fare. DOT simplified it all by forcing airlines to display a bottom-line price prominently. Airlines can show the tax breakdown, but it must be secondary to the total price.

* FILTHY ROTTEN POLITICIANS...

Airlines are now backing legislation to change that, arguing the rule lets Congress raise taxes without consumers ever knowing how big the tax bite is.

* BA$TARDS...

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